Alexism's....

These are just some of the things Alex says or has said. I wish I had a recorder so I could play back and write about more of the funny things he says but I tend to forget the exact phrasing and/or just remember he said something funny but can't remember what it was. Anyway, here is what I can remember tonight.
When ever you are getting ready to go anywhere:
"Where you go?
When ever you get back from somewhere:
"What you did do?"
After you've watched Alex ride the rip stick for five minutes and you turn away right when he does something he really wanted you to see:
"You no looka me!"
When he wants to know if he should start the dishwasher:
"Dish ina shower?"
When you holler for Alex and ask where he is he'll say:
"Me upstairs!" (And he's always downstairs!)
When you leave his room at bedtime without hugging him-because he is mad and has his back turned to you and refuses to look at you-he will start crying. Then if you walk back in and ask what is wrong, he will say:
"You no hugga me!"
When you tell him it's time for his daily bath he will usually argue and say:
"Me no swetty!" and swipe his forehead.
When you take him to the hair salon for a haircut and the lady is rough and cuts his hair too short:
"Me no happy hair."
When Devree call's him a girl because he's being a tattle tell and a big sissy he'll cry to you:
"Devree talk me girl!"
When he asks about the kids going to their various camps:
Autin (yes I am spelling it the way he says it) walken? (I think he's saying walking and he's referring to hiking?)
When you take him to the out door pool and he LOVES it, he'll tell you on the way home.
"Me fun day. America relly, relly good!"
And when you tell him to hang up his wet clothes on the front porch after swimming, he'll hang up his wet towel, strip his swim trunks off right on the front porch, pull his shirt down to cover his front appendage, run up the stairs with his bare bum showing and make his sisters squeal & scream!