"May you get me fork?"
Singing a commercial slogan after eating a Klondike bar:
"What would you do for a Taekwon bar?"
Alex and Brach were heading out to go fishing and Alex rushes back in exclaiming, "Mom, I almost forgot my fishing recommend!"
Friday night we went out to eat and I was using chop sticks. "Mom, you using chip stacks?"
Alex went door to door signing folks up for the scout flag fundraiser. (You pay $30 for the year and the scouts put a flag in your yard for all the flag raising holidays.) He went with an older scout who is a good friend. One of the homes they went to said "No soliciting" the older scout told Alex not to worry about it that this was a good guy. Alex asked "What no soliciting mean?" The older scout answered, "Ahh...he doesn't do drugs or anything." So they go on to a few more houses and come to a home that they don't know with the same "No soliciting" sign and Alex rings the bell. The man comes out and starts yelling at him, "Can't you read? The sign says NO SOLICITING!" Alex looks at him puzzled and then explains, "We are not selling drugs. We are selling flags!"
Alex and Brach were heading out to go fishing and Alex rushes back in exclaiming, "Mom, I almost forgot my fishing recommend!"
Friday night we went out to eat and I was using chop sticks. "Mom, you using chip stacks?"
Alex went door to door signing folks up for the scout flag fundraiser. (You pay $30 for the year and the scouts put a flag in your yard for all the flag raising holidays.) He went with an older scout who is a good friend. One of the homes they went to said "No soliciting" the older scout told Alex not to worry about it that this was a good guy. Alex asked "What no soliciting mean?" The older scout answered, "Ahh...he doesn't do drugs or anything." So they go on to a few more houses and come to a home that they don't know with the same "No soliciting" sign and Alex rings the bell. The man comes out and starts yelling at him, "Can't you read? The sign says NO SOLICITING!" Alex looks at him puzzled and then explains, "We are not selling drugs. We are selling flags!"
